Dejeuner sur Pickering Park

Elephant escapes in Timperley

Someone left the gate, of the emergency containment area in Timperley, open.

Clara, a three year old African elephant, smelt freedom and the call of the circus and within minutes she had snapped her shackles and was off out of the gate and down Ash Grove.

A spokesperson for TEC (Timperley Elephant Control) apologised for the unfortunate incident, but added that next year's Timperley Early Rhubarb crop might be the beneficiary of some hastily collected droppings in Clara's wake. She was very excited!

The language of beer

Lo bevo quindi sono - Ich trinke folglich mich bin - Me bebo por lo tanto estoy - Ik drink daarom ik ben - Je me bois donc suis - Jag dricker därför I-förmiddag - Eu bebo-me conseqüentemente sou - I drink therefore I am.

Claustros IX

The ninth and final chapter of a visual allegorical poem

Last Orders

Possibly something to do with only one pint, her upstairs and hemlock - can't quite work out the caption.

Timperley Baths