Wednesday, 19 December 2007
Thursday, 1 November 2007
Wednesday, 31 October 2007
Ruddy Sympetrum
Monday, 15 October 2007
Sunday, 14 October 2007
Thursday, 27 September 2007
Thursday, 10 May 2007
Sunday, 29 April 2007
Elephant escapes in Timperley
Clara, a three year old African elephant, smelt freedom and the call of the circus and within minutes she had snapped her shackles and was off out of the gate and down Ash Grove.
A spokesperson for TEC (Timperley Elephant Control) apologised for the unfortunate incident, but added that next year's Timperley Early Rhubarb crop might be the beneficiary of some hastily collected droppings in Clara's wake. She was very excited!
Sunday, 22 April 2007
The language of beer
Lo bevo quindi sono - Ich trinke folglich mich bin - Me bebo por lo tanto estoy - Ik drink daarom ik ben - Je me bois donc suis - Jag dricker därför I-förmiddag - Eu bebo-me conseqüentemente sou - I drink therefore I am.
Wednesday, 18 April 2007
Monday, 9 April 2007
Last Orders
Sunday, 25 March 2007
Friday, 16 March 2007
Thursday, 15 March 2007
Sunday, 11 March 2007
Sunday, 4 March 2007
Epitaph - King Crimson

Confusion will be my epitaph.
As I crawl a cracked and broken path
If we make it we can all sit back and laugh.
But I fear tomorrow Ill be crying,
Yes I fear tomorrow Ill be crying.
As I crawl a cracked and broken path
If we make it we can all sit back and laugh.
But I fear tomorrow Ill be crying,
Yes I fear tomorrow Ill be crying.
Epitaph
In the Court of the Crimson King
King Crimson (1969)
Was this the album that launched "Progressive Rock" ?
I recreated this album cover on my bedroom wall in the 70s about 3 foot square
Elephant Control
Saturday, 3 March 2007
Friday, 2 March 2007
Sunday, 25 February 2007
Thursday, 22 February 2007
Claustros V
Thursday, 15 February 2007
Wednesday, 14 February 2007
Thursday, 8 February 2007
Monday, 29 January 2007
Sunday, 28 January 2007
Claustros
Claustros is an allegorical visual poem in nine chapters. All nine chapters will eventually be published here.
Claustros started life in the 1970s as a single painting (oil on stretched newspaper, aprrox 600 x 600 mm), which I sold for about £10. The original painting is recreated as Claustros V.
A second painting was commissioned and produced (which is recreated as VI) - similar size, similar price and the idea for a trilogy was born; however I don't think that the third painting was ever created.
As the idea for the trilogy emerged, so did the concept of a poem (which was written, though sadly lost to time) which evolved firstly into a tetrology, then up to six or seven chapters (I think).
This modern rework attempts to recreate the vision of those earlier thoughts, but alas may be subject to the vagaries of time and fading memory.
Claustros started life in the 1970s as a single painting (oil on stretched newspaper, aprrox 600 x 600 mm), which I sold for about £10. The original painting is recreated as Claustros V.
A second painting was commissioned and produced (which is recreated as VI) - similar size, similar price and the idea for a trilogy was born; however I don't think that the third painting was ever created.
As the idea for the trilogy emerged, so did the concept of a poem (which was written, though sadly lost to time) which evolved firstly into a tetrology, then up to six or seven chapters (I think).
This modern rework attempts to recreate the vision of those earlier thoughts, but alas may be subject to the vagaries of time and fading memory.
Tips for men over 60
Heard on TV last night (Billy Connolly repeat somewhere). three tips for men over sixty:-
- Never pass up the opportunity for a piss.
- Never trust a fart.
- If you get an erection, use it; even if you're on your own.
Friday, 26 January 2007
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